Kiss My Stache

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing, via legalmexican)

hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth:

I think that’s a sentiment many of us share right now…

hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth:

I think that’s a sentiment many of us share right now…

(via yo-tori)

“That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.”
Chattiest (via chattiest)
“Twitter taught me how to use “>” and “<” better than math did.”
Chattiest (via chattiest)
“I’m going to bed" really means "I’m going to lay in my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so.”
Chattiest (via chattiest)
“Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster.”
Chattiest (via chattiest)
“The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.”
Chattiest (via chattiest)

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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(via ruinedchildhood)